Hey- if you're going to be a bitch at least don't be a stupid bitch. I mean lets get real here, I love to bitch, but I'm not that black lady with a government job from which I will never get fired cause government employees NEVER get fired when they should, tapping my 5 inch long nails on the keyboard and giving away attitude like it's samples of Teriyaki chicken from the Asian take-out restaurant @ the Mission Viejo Mall.
"Excuse me ma'am, I was wondering..."
"YOU'RE TALKIN' TOO FASSS, I CAN UNDERSTANNN YOU, NEXT!!!" -->OH HELL NO, I waited in this line, like every other waiting for your hateful ass to help me. As I slowed my roll and asked her again, she pretended once again not to hear me and then called her other (what do ya know) 40-something year old black female cohort to stare me down. My calm and submissive behavior apparently is somehow offensive to black women, cause as only a quarter black I apparently am not black enough for them and I do not posess the full arguing power that they do...but I do try. As I stood and calmly asked them again these ladies continued to tell me they couldn't help me and didn't know what I was talking about as their voices got louder and louder. WHY DO FULL AFRICAN AMERICANS WOMEN dislike me so much, I'm a quarter...but I look half? DO I FIT IN YET?!?!? Finallyyyy the little helpful Asian woman walked over and told me "they couldn't help me there based on what time of the day it is" but gladly gave me the phone number of the people who could help me. I thanked her and walked to my car, flipping those two bitches the bird via my imagination, because in real life you know if I did.... Latrelle (true story this was her name) would high-five me across the face and her BFF would chase me down and slit my throat with those nails of hers. I got in the car and drove off, I dialed the number and while I waited for some grown man game for mah bluetooth, I soon realized she gave me the wrong number. If you're wondering where this nonsense took place...it would be at none other than the post office. DOWN WITH RED-TAPE BUREACRACY !! FIRE THESE BITCHES !!!
