I meannnnn! Memorial Day Traffic. I'm sorry but what don't you people understand, take the fuckin bus! Carpool! Do awful, awful things for a ride! Goodyear blimp! I don't care how you get there, but get the hellllll out of my way (with the exception of riding a bicycle, I do not condone such in-my-way idiocy) I have about six Bloody Marys with my name on them at my next destination and my second hang over of the day is kicking in. Move It. Or I will lose it. My angry under-my-breath mumblings can and will quickly become all windows down psycho bullshit. I'll be crawling on my knees home later. I dont need to crawl in traffic too. Bitches.
